Now that we have successfully covered the bitter Valentine’s Day poster, it’s time to address these happy ass, show and tell hoes that LIVE to show off their street vendor Valentine’s Day gifts, year after year like anyone gives a fuck. First of all, it doesn’t take a bitter spirit to not give a good god damn what you got for Valentine’s Day, anyone with a life probably doesn’t care what you got or didn’t get. Just like Halloween, Thanksgiving and Christmas most people are pretty much aware how these things work, and most of us have been celebrating them since we were born, so it is safe to say we get the gist.
You probably got a card and some candy, if your boo or “bae” more is thoughtful, they probably changed the sheets and lit some candles, ran you a bath and made you breakfast or dinner. At some point during the day or the night before you probably had some wine or champagne and somewhere in there a bear was presented. Does that cover it?
No? Your honey went above and beyond and did something incredible? Okay great, did he do it for everyone on your friendslist, IG and Twitter feeds? Cause if not it’s safe to say you are just bragging and in the process you are annoying the fuck out of everyone that you know. Don’t be that person that posts every detail of your V-day festivities ( unless dick pics and nudes are included) nobody cares. You may get some likes and a few fake “awwws,” but deep down everyone is just side eyeing you for feeling the need clutter the world with more unnecessary Valentine’s Day bullshit.
Of course sharing your photos and giving your man or woman a shoutout is “sweet,” and it may be your way of telling the world just how in love you are, but why? Who are you trying to impress? I’m sure the Valentine’s Day blow jobs and sex are more than enough, posting photos SHOULD pale in comparison to a personal thank you. But still, something tells you that you have to post receipts, YOU DON’T.
Nobody fucking cares! They don’t care because either they got something too, or they didn’t and in either case the only thing they really care about is what THEY got and what THEIR boo did for THEM (or didn’t do for them) Who are you? Who cares about what your boo did for YOU? Ain’t no fun if the homies can’t get none!